Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
FIRST DATE CONVERSATION (K.P.K)
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I’m laughing so fucking hard
Only Mamrie could make a pun out of this and still be serious
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.