silentsongsofsadness:

I spent this year as a ghost and I’m not sure what I’m looking for.

silentsongsofsadness:

I spent this year as a ghost and I’m not sure what I’m looking for.

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan)

isn’t it absolutely crazy that the person you are going to marry is somewhere in the world right now. they could be eating, sleeping, staring up at the same sky you do wondering who they are going to marry as well.

(Source: unsharedmemories)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

frigushircus:

The Front Bottoms - Tattooed Tears [x]

frigushircus:

The Front Bottoms - Tattooed Tears [x]

(Source: knyeweast)

"Everything is temporary."

3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via dysenterygay)

(Source: lunacrystals)

fake-suicide-of-genius:


sammiey:

higher than the empire state


you win this round

fake-suicide-of-genius:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

you win this round

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

bringmethetaco:

cacteui:

zweve:

3-sum:

okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.

wow i love this

i need to do this asap

thats perfect

bringmethetaco:

cacteui:

zweve:

3-sum:

okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.

wow i love this

i need to do this asap

thats perfect

fuckyeahitsalexgaskarth:

Remembering sunday 

fuckyeahitsalexgaskarth:

Remembering sunday 

(Source: fuckyeahitsalexgaskarth)

(Source: spaceghostzombie)

(Source: reginaa-phalange)