I’m half drunk and sent my wife the most heartfelt text cause she’s asleep. And I don’t think I made sense in most of it

(Source: my-heart-doesnt-beat--it-wobbles)

(Source: kuricon)

i did a band ask feel free to add more

  • all time low: how close are you and your best friend(s)?
  • blink-182: are you immature?
  • bring me the horizon: do you seem intimidating to people?
  • fall out boy: how much do you love your hometown?
  • fun.: are you popular?
  • green day: are you an inspiration to others?
  • my chemical romance: do you miss anybody?
  • never shout never: how much would you change/do for the person you have feelings for?
  • of mice & men: do you have a lot of pent up rage?
  • paramore: have you matured a lot in the past few years?
  • panic! at the disco: are you poetic?
  • pierce the veil: do you wish you could change something you regret doing?
  • sleeping with sirens: do you think you're overrated?
  • twenty | one | pilots: do/did a lot of people in your hometown love you?
  • vampire weekend: favorite school subject?
  • 30 seconds to mars: can you be very serious at times?

New dress

New dress

fuckyeahneckdeep:

Neck Deep - A Part of Me (x)

fuckyeahneckdeep:

Neck Deep - A Part of Me (x)

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

tyleroakley:

surprisebitch:

out of context, this is sweet. but in context, tina’s mom was encouraging her to read out her erotic zombie friend fiction in front of the class

still sweet

(Source: sannao75)

(Source: oshiokiyo)

(Source: missmenzel)

bonhivers:

i’ll always love you ‘cause we grew up together and you helped make me who i am. i just wanted you to know there will be a piece of you in me always, and i’m grateful for that. whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, i’m sending you love. you’re my friend to the end.

— her (2013)

patrickdouglas:

i know i posted a selfie earlier tonight but please enjoy this other picture of me

patrickdouglas:

i know i posted a selfie earlier tonight but please enjoy this other picture of me

(Source: ponycamp)

I should have a warning label.

Warning: gets loud when uncomfortable