I spent this year as a ghost and I’m not sure what I’m looking for.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via dysenterygay)
higher than the empire state
you win this round
Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.
okay so a friend and i decided to carry a mattress, 4 blankets, 3 pillows and a bag of alcohol to a cliff, we were drunk and high. all we wanted to do was spend time together and then we fell asleep and i woke up to this.
wow i love this
i need to do this asap